No. You are not Japanese just because you throw a red moo-moo over your fat cosplaying ass, put on slippers, plop in front of the television, throw in your poo-stained dub VHS of Ranma 1/2, and eat ramen with **OMFG!!!** REAL CHOPSTICKS FROM THE RESTAURANT DOWN THE STREET! OMG!!
You are not AZN, and you will never BE AZN. So walk your pasty ass to the Shop&Go and buy a clue.